Shake things up with a Winter Camping Retreat at Mt. Hood
Not looking forward to staying in home huddled up in front of the TV all winter? Want to get out and do at least 1 great adventurous thing before you hibernate ’til Spring? Then, my friend, have I got the thing for you: the Winter Fun-tastic 3000, with an upgraded Supreme Combobulator and the newly featured Mountain De-mystifying Scopulator!
Ok, maybe that product is fanciful invention, but we can promise you that a Winter Camping Retreat at Mt Hood is a real and undeniably awesome way to get out of the house this winter. With Hood River 15 minutes to the North, Mt Hood 15 minutes South and Portland only a little over an hour away, we’ve got everything you need and want, plus everything you didn’t know that you needed, but now you want. Miller Farms Retreat has the perfect location and accommodations for you and your family, you and your friends, you and your loved one, or just your loved one and your family this upcoming wintry winter (though not quite sure how that last one works out).
When we say “Winter Camping Retreat”, think warmth and comfort, not tents and frostbite
Instead, imagine this: you and your companions spend the day out adventuring through the local offerings (Mt Hood skiing, snowboarding, hiking, Hood River shopping, wine tasting, art gallery musing, frisbee/disc golf, yeti-tipping) and you come back to find your delightful, unique lodgings heated with the hot tub brewing and bubbling outside. Your friends and family cook dinner in their own enchanted cabins and you relax with your increasingly Significant Other as everyone eagerly awaits the oncoming rousing round of board games which are followed by snow-smores around the blazing campfire. This has all the makings of an annual tradition, right?
So to make a short story even shorter, when you are feeling cooped up and caved in at home, isolated and disconnected from your loved ones, consider gathering up your last remaining ounces of Fall Energy Reserves and taking the troops out for an enchanting stay at Miller Farm Retreat this Winter. We’ll be here waiting and ready to provide you with everything you need for a Winter Camping Retreat to remember.